Showing posts with label keyboards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keyboards. Show all posts

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Gaming keyboards: Part 2

Upon further examination, I noticed that some "gaming" keyboards have their own displays too (Logitech G15 for example). So whats the problem with them? One can only consider them as a benefit. They can always display your health/mana values, ammo etc. They are even practical even outside games (ie showing your unread mail count).

But when I say a benefit, I mean waste. A "gamer" who "needs" a display on his keyboard(!) cannot answer me this:

Why would I need a stupid lcd display with a jurassic resolution of whooping 160x43 pixels for displaying anything? Why would I need an additional display even though I'm just right now looking at at 22in 1920x1200 display? So my display has 2304000 pixels. The keyboard one has 6880. So that is a gain of 0.298611111%.

There are at least two problems with this kind of displays:

1. As I mentioned before, they have extremely low resolution and size. Just to demonstrate the resolution look at the picture below:

It is pathetic.

2. They are just faaaar away from the action. Do you know why combat pilots have Heads-Up Displays? It is because they can focus on combat - not on looking at the gauges all over the cockpit. Human vision has a soft focus. That means when you are looking at this sentence you can't see clearly characters on your keyboard. So when you want to see them you will move your eyeballs down, and when you are done, you will move them up again. The problem is two-fold. At the one hand you will lose precious time looking up, down and up again. On the other hand, you will probably lose in any game you are playing. The only conclusion you can get is this: you are not a gamer.



I did the math and science, and I could find only one conclusion:

Dot matrix displays on keyboards are waste of money. (Pretty obvious now huh? Of course it is, now that you have a proof before your eyes)


Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Backlit Gaming Keyboards: Part 1

What is common to these keyboards?



1. They are led backlit,
2. they are gaming, and
3. they are teenagers wet dream.

I'll keep this post very short, because probably the first time in my blogtime I have something original to write. Look at this logical argument.

(1) No gamer looks at their keys while playing games.
(2) All "gamers" look at their keys while playing games.
(3) Therefore, "gamers" are not gamers.

If you find this sound logic confusing, I'll simplify it even more for you:

If you need a backlit keyboard for your gaming needs, then, not only you are not a gamer, it would be even better to sell your games and get back to web surfing.